two.

walkingentityofsnark:

Legendary

In which Jennifer Lawrence will never actually be sure of how famous she is

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

Fan fiction, fan art, the way female fans celebrate what they love: this stuff isn’t a secret anymore – and it shouldn’t be a punch line anymore, either. It’s a big messy world full of amateur writing and unedited work, but it’s also got of some of the best fiction I’ve ever read, published or otherwise. You don’t have to participate in it to afford it even a modicum of respect. I’ll be the first to volunteer if you ever want to learn. But if you’re not interested in that, politely decline to answer. It’s easy to blame the celebrity, dragged into answering these questions. But really, the fault lies with the media. Please, please, please journalists: stop asking celebrities about fan fiction. Unless you’re having an in-depth conversation about fictional constructions of the actors’ personae (like the very one you’ll be presenting in your piece?), it serves no purpose. Non-fans likely don’t get it; fans think you look like a bully – because you are.

jpgay:

hey handsome…………of that money to me

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

superblys:

i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship

My father always said, ‘Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf’ - so I make sure I read.

Harry Potter's Character Development
Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.